The relay client's HTTP proxy dialed http://127.0.0.1:<FrontendPort> for
every proxied mobile request. With HTTPS_ENABLED the main listener serves
TLS on that port, so Go answered each plaintext dial with a bare
"Client sent an HTTP request to an HTTPS server" 400 - breaking Remote
Access backlog sync (alerts/approvals) on every HTTPS-enabled instance.
A non-loopback BIND_ADDRESS broke the same dial outright.
Route proxied requests through the router's own handler chain in-process
instead, via a streaming-capable RoundTripper (pipe-backed, SSE flush,
panic recovery, loopback RemoteAddr for address-keyed middleware). The
listener's scheme and bind address no longer matter, and the request
traverses exactly the middleware the real listener serves.
Reported by Johannes Strasser (Remote Access thread, 2026-07-14).